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The Rock clanging and banging with Santa for raunchy holiday poem

The Rock is one of a kind.

Here is Rocky clanging and banging with Santa Claus. No context is necessary. Just look at the image, and you’ll be hooked into clicking play on the video. Granted, it’s just two men lifting weights, but look at how jacked Santa has grown. The Rock and Santa will give you more than a feeling.

If you must have context, Santa (Mike Ryan) was called in for a shoot to promote The Rock’s PR6 sneaker line.

The pièce de résistance of the meeting between two cultural icons was The Rock narrating a raunchy poem.

‘Twas the night before Christmas
And just where is Santa?
He’s at the iron paradise
With his little brother, Dwanta

Every year before his ride
It’s a family tradition
Get Santa swole as f***
That’s Dwanta’s mission

I got him Project Rock’s
Brand new PR6
Screw them ugly boots
He’s got my dope ass new kicks

Clanging and banging
Till we’re nearly delirious
His farts smell like peppermint
You know I’m totally serious

We did bicep curls
And thought about burpees
He told me about that time
An elf gave him herpes

It was a glorious night
Filled with blood, sweat, and cheer
I said, “You jolly old bastard”
“I’ll see you next year”

And with Santa and Dwanta
Both jacked and good looking
We said, “Merry Christmas to all”
If you smell
What we’re cooking

Never change, Rocky, never change.

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