Poor Madcap Moss. He just wants to tell dad jokes and wait for the push Paul Heyman’s praise hopefully heralds. But he keeps getting hung out to dry by his “friend” Happy Corbin, and his ass kicked by Drew McIntyre.
Or to be more accurate, his face kicked by Drew McIntyre. That’s how Moss got a prodigious black eye. And when he tried to use that totally legitimate injury to get out of his match against the King of Claymore Country next weekend in Saudi Arabia, he was told that’s now been turned into a Falls Count Anywhere match — a no disqualifications stipulation which has McIntyre threatening to impale him with a sword.
Sheesh. Poor fella.
Here are the highlights from the Feb. 11 SmackDown:
- Mr. McMahon shuts down Sonya Deville
- Big E & Kofi Kingston vs. “The Lethal Lovers” Los Lotharios
- The Usos and Drew McIntyre engage their Elimination Chamber opponents
- Roman Reigns vows to “Goldberg” Goldberg at WWE Elimination Chamber
- Aliyah vs. Natalya - Dungeon-Style Match
- Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson honors his father Rocky Johnson as part of Black History Month
- Sami Zayn attacks Shinsuke Nakamura on the “In-Zayn Podcast”
- Cesaro vs. Happy Corbin
- Goldberg looks to destroy Roman Reigns at WWE Elimination Chamber
- Naomi vs. Charlotte Flair - SmackDown Women’s Title Match
- Rousey could beat Deville with one hand tied behind her back (online exclusive)