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I guess sad Baron Corbin is Mr. Money in the Bank now

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The Aug. 13 SmackDown looked to be another bad day in Baron Corbin’s sad life.

He tried to get the Tulsa, Oklahoma crowd to give him money so he could stave off bankruptcy. Kevin Owens offered to help him out, but Corbin had to beat KO to get the financial assistance. He couldn’t, and ate a whole lot of stunners in the process.

In the process, Pat McAfee made fun of his male pattern baldness some more (“His hairline has quit on him but his right hand hasn’t”), and dropped this on him:

But BC had a back-up plan, bum (ass) rushing Big E and making off with the Money in the Bank briefcase!

Pretty sure that based on the Cena precedent of 2021, this now makes Baron Corbin Mr. Money in the Bank. Sorry E, we don’t make the rules, we just joke about them.

Pat’s really gonna be savage with the former King now that he’s crossed his bromantic partner Large Epsilon. And I don’t even want to think about what E’s going to do to him.

SummerSlam match for the case, anyone?