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John Cena finally responds to Roman Reigns comparing him to the missionary position

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During last week’s episode of Friday Night SmackDown, Universal Champion Roman Reigns, in laying out all the reasons John Cena sucks before refusing a challenge for his title, compared the man to the missionary position. He’s good but he did the same thing over and over and over.

Cena didn’t get the chance to respond until this week’s episode of SmackDown, and he got right to it:

“If you can find somebody who makes missionary position entertaining for two decades, keep ‘em in your life, it’s going to be worth it, I promise.”

Damn, he’s good.

He would go on to call Reigns a “scared little kid” while also saying the reason Reigns rejected his challenge isn’t because of how Cena looks but because of how Cena would have made him look at SummerSlam. It was yet another example of Cena mixing humor and a serious streak that made him such a megastar for all those years.

This should only get better from here.