Randy Orton had yet another rough night on the Mar. 8 Raw. Alexa Bliss hit him with some Fiend hoodoo, then AJ Styles hit him with a Phenomenal Forearm. Now we’re one step closer to the return of The Fiend, and The Viper’s on a losing streak.
"Oh, Randy... Not yet."@AlexaBliss_WWE's mind games continue to plague @RandyOrton. #WWERaw pic.twitter.com/N5cYmLQ2It
— WWE (@WWE) March 9, 2021
Probably shouldn’t set people on fire, Randy.
Anyway, a couple hours after Bliss blew out a candle while sitting in a pentagram and made Orton throw up black bile, our guy Randall hopped on social media and tried to re-start his beef with Soulja Boy from last Monday.
He used post-match pictures of Drew McIntyre and Sheamus after their No Disqualification match earlier on last night’s Raw to take some unprovoked shots at the rapper who dared to call pro wrestling “fake”...
Fake. Right @souljaboy ? Btw, which one of yo baby’s mommas do I send the bill to for making you relevant again? I assume they all own yo ass so whose cuttin those checks. https://t.co/EvZUOcJ3Hx
— Randy Orton (@RandyOrton) March 9, 2021
The man who’s claim to fame is 2007’s “Crank That” doubled down on his initial insult, refuted Orton’s stereotypical one, and called for a fight...
Yeah that shit is fake homeboy. And I don’t got no baby mommas fool. Looks like your the one looking for relevancy. Enough talking set it up so I can slide on u for the gang, u think shit sweet huh https://t.co/ETJbsiCz0p
— Soulja Boy (Drako) (@souljaboy) March 9, 2021
Then he googled “net worth”...
https://t.co/ETJbsiCz0p pic.twitter.com/InMD9X2ac6
— Soulja Boy (Drako) (@souljaboy) March 9, 2021
And closed with what I guess is a shot at Orton’s ring gear...
I can’t argue with a man that wears leather thongs ♂️ ♂️
— Soulja Boy (Drako) (@souljaboy) March 9, 2021
Overall, I’d probably give this round to Soulja Boy. Except for the last one. What does he want Randy to do? Wear pants?
Blasphemy.
Almost certainly not the end...