Tweets of the Week: John Morrison wine hack, Bayley banging and clanging, more!

It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.

Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.

If you plan of consuming wine but are without a corkscrew, do what John Morrison does.

Morrison might have to change his name to Johnny Wino after that display of excellence.

Keep an eye on Drew McIntyre. He might be turning into a super villain. That’s what happens when you have a cat on the desk in your secret lair, right? The feline looks like it is plotting a world takeover.

I’m going to stick with Sheamus instead. How can you boo a man who celebrates St. Patrick’s Day with his pooches?

A motivational way to start the day is watching Bayley banging and clanging in the weight room.

Sasha Banks doesn’t seem too worried. She’s busy chasing dreams of her own.

Did Lana and Naomi just eat a bunch of Pixy Stix?

I have no clue what cosplay Thea Trinidad is doing, but the sky is pretty cool.

I’m a sucker for cheesy wordplay, so this comment referring to CM Punk’s haircut is positively delightful.

This next video is absolutely absurd in the best way possible. I’m not going to spoil it, so just hit play on Marty Martinez’s face. I’ll just bet that you didn’t expect what comes next.

Mance Warner is a lunatic. Celebrate him being one of a kind with a few light beers.

In case you don’t know who Mance Warner is, here’s a photo to add context.

Alexander Hammerstone’s dog knows how to party. Bonus points for the music being a perfect match for Hunter’s puppy madness.

We’ll close with Marshall Von Erich living the good life in Hawaii.

If you want to see more of the Von Erich brothers, check out Ross and Marshall in MLW. They will be teaming with ACH to fight Tom Lawlor, Dominic Garrini, and Kevin Ku in a chained ropes match during next week’s episode of MLW Fusion. It airs Wednesday at 7 pm ET on YouTube, among several other viewing options.