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Don’t trust Karrion Kross on your birthday

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There are some hard truths in life. You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind, you don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger, and you don’t mess around with Slim. Time to add another rule to the list. Don’t trust Karrion Kross on your birthday. Poor John Morrison found out the hard way.

Kross and Morrison are friends in real life, and they’ve been on-screen pals over the years in AAA and Impact. It would make sense that Kross would want to celebrate Morrison’s special day during a live WWE event. The problem was that Morrison must have forgotten all the times Kross crossed him. It happened again when Kross encouraged the crowd to sing, “Happy Birthday,” only to use that as a smoke screen for an ambush.

As Morrison soaked in the good vibes, Kross screamed into the microphone charging in to smash Johnny Drip Drip. Kross cackled at manipulating all the idiots.

On the bright side, that is a birthday Morrison will never forget. Also, the Mayor of Slamtown can have a proper celebration with wife Franky Monet.

Happy birthday to the Monday Night Delight. Break out the super moist cake mix and have a rocking time.