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RETRIBUTION members get names, and they’re hilarious

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Considering how incredible this RETRIBUTION story has been so far, including WWE responding to the group terrorizing its television show by giving them contracts, you won’t be surprised to learn it only got better when they revealed the names of three of the five core members:

SLAPJACK.

T-BAR.

MACE.

WWE television has been dealing with technical issues, and run-ins, and cringe promos for weeks and weeks now by guys named Slapjack, T-Bar, and Mace. WWE reacted to all of this by drawing up a contract that would include Slapjack, T-Bar, and Mace signing their names on the dotted line.

Slapjack.

T-Bar.

Mace.

We don’t yet know the names of the two women, and I can only imagine what they’ll come up with for those two. Chainsaw and Revolver?

These are the fresh new stars on WWE Monday Night Raw, folks. Get used to it, because they’re going to be here for a while.