John Morrison and Dolph Ziggler star in a new Sci-Fi short film from DUST called “The Speed of Time,” where Morrison plays the protagonist, Johnny Killfire, who is traveling through time to save the world from Dolph Ziggler and nuclear powered pizzas. You can watch the film in its entirety with the embedded video up top, or by clicking here.
The 12-minute short includes a Canadian Destroyer within the first 15 seconds, someone getting a fork kicked through their head, an impromptu jingle for LoJack, doing things by book, and recursive death by pillow. If wacky humor, typical time travel plot holes, and a briefly shirtless John Morrison sound appealing to you, make sure to check out this masterpiece!