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Tweets of the Week: Randy Orton shotgun tree pruning, Sasha Banks vs Kalisto abs showdown, more!

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It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random delights with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.

Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.

We’ll kick off with bang. Randy Orton has found a creative way to prune trees.

WWE Network needs a gardening show with Orton, post haste. I can’t imagine what other unique tricks he has up his sleeve. This is WWE’s chance for a stranglehold on that 50+ demographic. Eat that, Young Bucks.

Time for a showdown of abs between Sasha Banks and Kalisto. First up is Sasha. Bonus points for squeezing Ryu Maivia in the photo.

Enjoying the yacht life is Kalisto.

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Tu papi soy yo..

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To be honest, I can’t tell if that is actually Kalisto or a joke with the blurred face. The upper arm tattoo appears to check out though. Either way, those abs are worth a spot in Tweets of the Week for whomever they belong to. Who are you choosing as the winner?

Speaking of abs, here is a follow-up of Peyton Royce’s fitness competition last week.

Rob Schamberger painted a badass photo of Karrion Kross and Scarlett Bordeaux. It is appropriate considering Kross is the new NXT Champion. You might have to click on the photo to see the full image.

Schamberger is known for past WWE artwork. Now, Kross is immortalized to be placed inside the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City. I hope that painting is stolen in Ocean’s Fourteen.

Soak in a rare glimpse of Jon Moxley as a human, not an ass-kicking renegade. Mox is enjoying quality time with his bulldog, Blue.

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Bulldog life

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Mojo Rawley demonstrated his depth as a product spokesperson. Which sales pitch wins you over most?

MLW Openweight Champion Alexander Hammerstone is here to bring you mouthwatering food ideas.

Peanut butter on a bacon cheeseburger? That has never crossed my mind before, but I’m game. Hammerman crunched the caloric numbers, and that concoction is actually less calories than a Burger King Whopper. Later in the week, he added strawberry jam and pickles. That’s a bridge too far.

Carmella also provided valuable information for your diet.

For the whackiest entry this week, enjoy a Fozzy tribute band called Mozzy that changes the lyrics for a love of mozzarella sticks. Here is a short sample.

Jam to the full song here.

Taya has the perfect reaction for 2020.

We’ll close with a dope photo of Steve Austin and Bret Hart.

The classics never go stale. And that’s the bottom line.

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