Ahead of his match with Timothy Thatcher on tonight’s Great American Bash edition of NXT - which is much watch if you’re like me and like watched talented dudes beat the hell out of each other, Oney Lorcan has a request for SmackDown’s preeminent talented dudes who beat the hell out of people.
It’s in response to Drew Gulak pulling up an old Lorcan/Thatcher match on Twitch. And it’s delivered in that inimitable Oney style, too.
CAN YOU AND @WWEDanielBryan PLEASE WATCH ME FIGHT TIM AT THE GREAT AMERICAN BASH TOMORROW NIGHT ON @USA_Network AND GIVE ME FEEDBACK BECAUSE I WOULD LIKE TO KICK BOTH OF YOUR ASSES https://t.co/oTxf3UbWo8
— ONEY LORCAN (@ONEYLORCAN) June 30, 2020
Which got me thinking (always a dangerous proposition)... why not put Lorcan in a stable/fight club with Gulak and Daniel Bryan? Throw Danny Burch and Thatcher in there, too. They mostly just kick each other’s asses, but every once in a while they can get pissed at some other guys and kick their asses.
Then you just sit back and watch the money roll in.
In the meantime, join us in our NXT live blog for night one of the Great American Bash. I probably won’t recap Thatcher/Lorcan in ALL CAPS. But I might.
SOMEBODY BETTER CALL A DOCTOR AND A LAWYER AND A AMBULANCE AND MAY THE WRESTLING GODS HAVE MERCY ON TIM THATCHERS SOUL AT THE GREAT AMERICAN BASH
— ONEY LORCAN (@ONEYLORCAN) June 30, 2020
TONIGHT @WWENXT #NXTGAB @USA_Network KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS KICK ASS ☝️ pic.twitter.com/9zW9YpPvPU
— ONEY LORCAN (@ONEYLORCAN) July 1, 2020