Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford said they had tons of ideas for how to continue their “anything you can do, we can do better” series with Viking Raiders.
But on Raw Talk last night (June 1), it was decided that a tiebreaker on next Monday’s Raw would settle things between the two teams.
Street Profits can console themselves knowing that while they may not be getting the candy-eating contest Tez wanted, they are getting multiple events within the June 8 finale. That’s because next week, the Profits challenge Erik & Ivar in a... I’ll let Samoa Joe explain...
“Obviously both of you teams are very, very talented in several different disciplines. I saw we settle this the only way we know how. We eliminate all the variables and we have ourselves a decathlon.”
BREAKING NEWS on #RawTalk:— WWE Network (@WWENetwork) June 2, 2020
The #VikingRaiders @Erik_WWE & @Ivar_WWE will meet The #StreetProfits @AngeloDawkins & @MontezFordWWE in a DECATHLON next week on #WWERaw! pic.twitter.com/T4oG14cZhq
You thought he was gonna say “wrestling match,” didn’t you. Silly rabbits.
Instead, after the Raiders tied the “anything you can do, we can do better” series up at 2 wins a piece with yesterday’s questionable victory at the lanes, we’ll see them compete in the 100m dash, broad jump, shot put, high jump, 400m run, 110m hurdles, discus throw, pole vault, javelin throw, and 1,500m run on the next Raw.
Even though it’s not how real a decathlon works, I’m guessing they each win five events and force an actual wrestling match. But who knows?
Maybe Tez will get his candy eating contest at Backlash.