I’m not going to lie to you, dear reader, I definitely wrote up this post because it gave me the opportunity to draw up that headline and have it be accurate.
This week’s episode of Monday Night Raw featured a gender reveal party that turned into a case of “who knocked up Maria Kanellis?” She first claimed it was Ricochet, who then beat up Mike Kanellis, the husband, who Corey Graves outright called a beta cuck live on WWE television. Then she admitted she lied before then claiming it was actually Rusev, who then beat up Mike Kanellis, the husband, who, again, Corey Graves outright called a beta cuck live on WWE television.
Naturally, that led to the following interview after the show:
“Lot of questions. Lot of questions going on. At this point in time I’m just not ready to answer them. And that’s that.”
This is something like the fourth or fifth storyline involving Rusev or Lana and some sort of sexual affair. That he’s not outright denying it seems to indicate we’ll be getting much more in the weeks to come, perhaps including the return of Lana. If history tells us anything, it’s going to be an absolute train wreck.