There’s no real set-up for this, and me writing a bunch of words here wouldn’t change why you clicked, or what you’re gonna get for that click.
So here goes.
While on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen earlier this week, John Cena responded to a fan question asking if he’d “ever gotten an accidental boner during a wrestling match”.
The 16 time WWE champ didn’t admit to inadvertent in-ring wood. But he did let us know what his reaction would be to that particular Cenation Army member saluting mid-match:
“It’s something the body does, you just ignore it. Just ignore it. It’s what the body does. You can’t be blamed for that.”
As you can probably tell, we have SO MANY follow-up questions:
- Has this ever actually happened?
- Was it a one-shot deal, or something he dealt with repeatedly throughout his going on 20 year career?
- When did this happen?
- Who he was working with?
- What was happening before, during or after the “accidental boner”?
Sadly and/or thankfully, this was during the rapid-fire, fan-submitted question portion of WWHL, and Cohen is savvy enough to keep it moving - especially after questions like the one Peter M. emailed for John.
Context is important, especially when discussing your favorite WWE Superstar’s erections. So watch for yourself here.
That’s all I got.