Tweets of the Week: Fandango’s sausage party, Scott Hall with seamen, more!

It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random stuff not really worthy of their own specific write-up. The focus will be on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.

Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.

This week will be sort of inspired by Cinco de Mayo. Arriba, arriba!

Gather up the bros to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

That is one posse I wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley. Why is Zack Ryder holding hot dogs in the photo? Does that make it a literal sausage party?

Or hang with whoever is in your crew. I bet Alexa Bliss’ dogs and pig know how to get funky.

That smile on Larry-Steve’s face is too much. What do pigs dream of?

Take it to the bar, where we don’t let spelling get in the way of a funny joke.

For those confused, the homonyms seamen and semen do not have the same meaning. It made me laugh anyway.

Then hit the dance floor with the Fox Sports WWE hosts in Mexico, Vero Rodriguez and Jimena Sanchez.

We have games too. Try to guess what Rush is saying in English.

This first time I heard it, I thought Rush was saying, “Not the hot pants.” I didn’t figure it out until I saw his Spanish catchphrase, “No pasa nada,” translated to “Nothing happens,” for a Ring of Honor shirt. I’m not feeling the English version of, “No pasa nada.” It doesn’t have the same attitude.

We also have video entertainment. Enjoy a blast from the past of Konnan acting in the soap opera Volver a Empezar.

If Cinco de Mayo isn’t your flavor, here are some Star Wars jokes. May the 4th be with you. It looks like Cody Rhodes is a fan of hanging with Yoda in toy form.

If you enjoyed that custom toy shot, then check out more from Astrid. She does all kinds of cool wrestling stuff with Legos and action figures, such as a Hijo del Fantasma and Argenis on a horse.

Brian Pillman Jr. just blew my mind.

It has been a while since I heard any Chuck Norris jokes. Those never go out of style.

We’ll close the tweet section with Mean Gene ribbing Kamala over a missed interview session. Language not suitable for work.

Good ole classic Mean Gene stirring the pot. Kamala breaking with a laugh is the best.

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To update on last week’s tweets, I attempted to conduct a scientific experiment to determine the tastiness of bacon in Corona instead of a lime, as dreamed of by Daga and Tessa Blanchard.

I picked up some bacon (tocino de lomo, whatever that is) but failed on the Corona. I couldn’t find any clear bottles, for picture purposes, of Corona in the neighborhood stores by my house. I went with the fighting spirit of Modelo Especial as a substitute.

I broke it down three ways to cover all the bases; bacon grease, a strip of bacon, and bacon chunks.

The grease congealed at the top and didn’t provide any taste difference. The strip was very, very, very subtle in baconing up the golden liquid. So subtle that it barely made a dent. The chunks didn’t do much either, but I would say it was the best. It left a buttery aftertaste when licking my lips. Eating the bacon afterward wasn’t so scrumptious either. The pork was wet and cold.

Conclusion: Pass on the combo and eat them separately.

The experiment caused my stomach to expand at a tremendous rate. I could have modeled one of those before/after exercise photos, except in reverse. I’m not sure if my belly ballooned due to drinking three beers in fifteen minutes, eating ¹⁄₄ kg of bacon, or both. Only one way to find out. Back to the store to buy more bacon and beer.

Have fun celebrating Cinco de Mayo or just having a regular Sunday.