Big E is out injured right now and he’s spent some of his time off rehabilitating, sure, but we’re far more concerned with how he’s spent the rest of his time off: courting Becky Lynch’s mother.
That’s the nicest way I can put it.
Lynch has gone along with this in hilarious fashion, so E just kept going...
... while making clear exactly how dedicated to this cause he really is:
Set the camera to ten second delay, squeezed the phone between my thighs for the first one & wedged the phone between my pecs and top of the singlet for the second. Took a solid hour to plan & get right.— Florida Man (@WWEBigE) May 10, 2019
Later still, he called in to Busted Open Radio to go all Sexual Chocolate on it:
EXCLUSIVE: @WWEBigE calls in to Busted Open with @davidlagreca1 & @TheMarkHenry to further profess his love to @BeckyLynchWWE's mother, becoming #Becky2Belts step father, and channeling his inner "Sexual Chocolate". pic.twitter.com/EbGnfaHvWd— SiriusXM Busted Open (@BustedOpenRadio) May 10, 2019
Shoot your shot, I guess.