I couldn’t put the sarcasm font in the headline, so it is my sincere hope that the statement being so obviously false will suffice.
Because my god, look at this:
That’s from this week’s episode of Monday Night Raw, where Shane McMahon and The Miz set up a steel cage match for the upcoming Money in the Bank pay-per-view on May 19 in Hartford. The match will likely be technically awful but the gimmick allows it room to be entertaining.
You know, just as long as we aren’t subjected to too much more of whatever the hell that is in that GIF.