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discount Marvel movie intro, then/now/whatever
well it’s KO show time
KO: imma say french stuff cause hometown
UNIVERSE: CHANTY CHANTY CHANT CHANT
KO: Vince has a big thing later, also I’m great
UNIVERSE: OUI
KO: here’s Kofi
he in fact is
KO: hey Kofi, you won at Mania and you’re great, how bout that
KOFI: yep, fam was there, Universe rocks
KO: hey Xavier, E’s not here, how bout that
XAVIER: E’s hurt, Raw took all my gaming buddies so very nah
KO: hey Kofi, you gonna fight Nakarusev later, E’s not here, I’m O, lemme join, how bout that
XAVIER: well
KO: plz
XAVIER: you gotta have hips
KO: hips don’t lie
KOFI: hey Universe, KO wants to join, how bout that
UNIVERSE: OUI
XAVIER: cool KO’s O now, have a unicorn horn
he in fact is and does
CESARO: hey Nakarusev, wanna join tonite, how bout that
NAKARUSEV: k
here’s FINN, he’s fightin ALI
FINN: have offense
ALI: have cruiserzooms
FINN: hey me too, pin
ALI: nah
FINN: have ropes then
ALI: imma zoom more, have the floor and imma dive
FINN: k but rest holds and corner chops tho, pin
ALI: still nah
FINN: then slingblade
ALI: superkick, pin
FINN: nah, cornerslam, chest stomp, imma climb
ALI: me too, top rope kneethrow, pin
FINN: nah
ALI: imma jump then
FINN: nah, dropkick, coup de grace, pin
ALI: k
FINN: nice tho
ALI: thx
meanwhile backstage
NEW DAY: hey O, eat all the pancakes
O: very nah
NEW DAY: plz
O: fine
here’s a dino head in a box again, meanwhile backstage
NEW DAY: yay O ate all the pancakes, match time
O: stomach’s very ow tho
MELLA’s fightin CHARLOTTE now
CHARLOTTE: have kicks, Canada sucks btw
MELLA: have offense and the floor
CHARLOTTE: here’s a wall then
MELLA: cool imma climb it
CHARLOTTE: um
MELLA: get in the ring
CHARLOTTE: woochops then
MELLA: fun, have a corner, imma moonwalk
CHARLOTTE: facekick to the floor
MELLA: oh
CHARLOTTE: imma heel a bit, figure four
MELLA: tap
suddenly a wild LARS appears
TRUTH: hey maybe leave
LARS: nah
TRUTH: have all the offense
LARS: slam
MELLA: soooooo imma leave
LARS: cool, slammin Truth again
here’s THE MAN
THE MAN: won at Mania, gonna fight all the folks, who’s first
suddenly EMBER
EMBER: well hi
THE MAN: was talkin
EMBER: don’t care, gimme your belt
suddenly BAYLEY
BAYLEY: got shook to SDL, basically made women’s tag belts happen, gimme your belt
suddenly IICONICS
BILLIE: someone said two belts
PEYTON: we got those
BILLIE: took em from Bayley
IICONICS: they’re iiconic
suddenly PAIGE
PAIGE: brought tag friends, imma manage em, here’s –
suddenly SONYAROSE
SONYAROSE: hey IIconics, gimme your belts
PAIGE: nah, here’s Asuka and Kairi, brawl time
unabridgeable chaos ensues, turns into 8 man tag cause SDL playaplayaplaya, that happens til
KAIRI: insane elbow pin
PEYTON: k
TOM: member how Lars murderdeathkilled all the folks
BEAR: yawn
meanwhile backstage
O: awwwwwww
NEW DAY: speak from the grapefruits
O: AWWWWWWW MONTREAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
NEW DAY: cool let’s fight folks
6 man tag with NAKARUSEVSARO cause SDL playaplayaplaya
BUDDY: first tho I got shook to SDL
BEAR: so 205 Live’s canceled huh
XAVIER: Rusev gets graps
RUSEV: have machkabeef tho
XAVIER: nah, pin
RUSEV: nah
KOFI: tag, pin
RUSEV: nah
NAK: tag, imma try
KOFI: have a corner
NEW NEW DAY: gonna stampede
O: cannonball
XAVIER: pin
NAK: nah
CESARO: have the floor
RUSEV: and a wall
XAVIER: face in peril time
NAKARUSEVSARO: yep
he does til
XAVIER: missile dropkick
KOFI: tag, zoomytime, SOS pin
CESARO: nah, swiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, sharpshooter
KO: superkick
NAK: kick
XAVIER: don’t
RUSEV: tag, have the floor
O: tag, Kofi flies
KOFI: trouble in paradise
O: stunner pin
RUSEV: k
oh hey creepy toys and they’re laughin and come on just let BRAY fight already
NO CHANCE, THAT’S WHAT YA GOT
VINCE: got a big thing, it’s Elias
BEAR: um
ELIAS: yep, pretty great, Montreal sucks, don’t know French, imma play things
suddenly ROMAN
ROMAN: time to overcome things
ROMAN overcomes things
VINCE: why tho
ROMAN: kinda my thing, have some
VINCE: very ow
ROMAN: SDL’s my yard cause big dog, bye
ELIAS: see ya
ROMAN: kidding, imma overcome things again
ROMAN overcomes things again