And in the case of her former heater Big E, making time means expressing her love by endlessly f***ing with him. Whether it’s by telling the tale of how she made him feel guilty for breaking her chest to as many people as possible or declaring him the least loved of her WWE “children”, E will never not be on the receiving end of AJ’s affectionate sarcasm.
Not even on his birthday.
I already privately texted you like a normal human friend, but then I thought this other text I sent you a while ago would be appropriate to share with everyone on your special day. Happy birthday, my child @WWEBigE! pic.twitter.com/dynLqeocgJ— AJ (@TheAJMendez) March 1, 2019
If AJ’s public birthday message to E was this good, imagine how great the private one must have been!
At least he’s learned to take it in stride...
What. A. Dick.— Florida Man (@WWEBigE) March 1, 2019
Thanks, you little ball of terror.