It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random stuff with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.
Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.
We’ll start with Charlotte Flair falling in love with the culture of India.
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I have fallen in love with India. I could feel the strong sense of family, the love for celebration and the people’s generosity. Thank you to everyone who made my visit special; the cuisine, Bollywood dancing and learning to drape my own saree. I will have these memories forever and can’t wait to come back and perform #India #mumbai #bengaluru #saree
She took lessons in Bollywood dancing, but they didn’t turn out as well as her salsa lessons. That didn’t stop Charlotte from trying.
Batista adopted two new dogs, Maggie and Ollie. Spoiler alert: No, Batista is not pantless in the first photo. I really thought he was and it blew my mind in a humorous way, but click through to the next photo to see light tan pants. I was so confused at first. I thought there might be an answer to the most sought after message board question in the history of pro wrestling.
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I needed them, they needed me. These beautiful babies spent the first six years of their lives neglected and abused. And now they are going to spend the rest of their lives being spoiled and loved. Eternally grateful to the amazing animal lovers (Lisa Bricker @frankiesfriends ,Michelle Baker, Patrick & Kimberly Thorpe) in Tampa who worked so hard to keep them safe, find them a home and most importantly keep these two together. Ladies and gentleman I introduce to you..... Maggie and Ollie Bautista. ❤️ #adoptapitbull #pibble #adoptdontshop #adoptapet #adoptadog #dreamchaser #animalrescue #doglover
Who does it better, Batista and his pooches or MJF and the Burberry boys?
Winter is coming, so might as well get one last pool visit in. Finn Balor took a dip with his fiancee/maybe wife Vero Rodriguez.
Seth Rollins didn’t want to be left out.
Charly Caruso also wants to get in on the swimming action from the Dead Sea.
Miz and Dolph Ziggler are going Hefty for a sponsorship. Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!
I mean I only go A-List so it has to be @Hefty #heftyheftyhefty #ad pic.twitter.com/pVx8996TVH— The Miz (@mikethemiz) November 13, 2019
Over in Japan...
おやすみなさい! All aboard the Good Night Express with @uug_p_raku, @mizupyon3 and @YukaSakazaki! #tjpw— TDE Wrestling (@tde_wrestling) November 14, 2019
➡️ https://t.co/RE8R515Bua pic.twitter.com/x0x5jL94ml
For all those with wish list matches, Josef Samael knows what to do.
Pro Wrestlers: Please send me all of your 2020 match lists so I can wipe my ass with them.— 親分 (@JosefSamael) November 15, 2019
Seriously though, don’t sleep on Josef Samael. He is signed with MLW and is the best ‘manager’ today. I use the term manager loosely, because he still wrestles. Samael is the gruff, no nonsense mouthpiece of the Contra Unit, the baddest faction going in professional wrestling. He is also a master of the FIREBALL. Do yourself a favor and check out Samael’s promo work in MLW.
What goes with fireballs? Why, mist, of course. Enjoy this photo of Asuka misting Paige.
Here is Paige in happier times dressed as Ronald McDonald.
Brock Lesnar has a strong hat game wearing a fedora, but Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart may top him with his top hat. Natalya left a touching message about her father.
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We took this pic in 2015, before I inducted Alundra Blayze into WWE’s Hall of Fame. I asked my dad to be my guest and I wanted us to do something really fun together. We went and picked out a tuxedo for him (of course my dad wanted it to be pink and black ). The guy who owned the tuxedo shop just happened to have a signed poster of the Hart Foundation on his wall. (Imagine that!!) . I told my dad to hold the picture up and let me take a pic because it was a good omen of things to come. My dad kept asking me “when do you think it’ll be our time? I think Bret and I did a lot of great stuff together as a team. I hope one day we’ll get the chance to walk the stage together and talk about our accomplishments as a team and how much we loved working with The Bulldogs, The Rockers, The Killer Bees, Demolition and Andre The Giant...” I knew how important this was to my dad because he loved being a professional wrestler. I knew one day being inducted into @wwe’s Hall Of Fame would happen for The Hart Foundation, but I just didn’t know when. I told my dad to be patient and his time would come. I promised him this— Fast forward to 2019, and although my dad wasn’t alive to see his induction, I knew in my heart what he was handling with his health, that everything happens for a reason. Some things are best received from afar and kept in one’s heart to treasure forever— How it all turned out, was exactly how it was meant to be. . Check out tonight’s episode of #TotalDivas when we first learn that my dad would be getting his chance to shine with the one and only @brethitmanhart 10/9c @eentertainment.
We’ll close with birthday number three of Prince Presley, the Pomeranian of Johnny Mundo and Taya. Even though Presley is a master poop thrower, look at how cute this dog is.
How can you not click through to see more photos? Especially the second one with Johnny tin-foiling his hair.
Happy day to all and to all a good Hyperbolicsyllablecsesquedalymistic night.