Tweets of the Week: Charlotte Bollywood dancing, Batista’s adopted dogs, more!

It’s time again for some Sunday silliness with the Tweets of the Week. It will feature random stuff with a focus on the three B’s: bods, beasts, and buffoonery.

Oh, some of these might not be from this week nor be tweets. Who cares. Enjoy it anyway.

We’ll start with Charlotte Flair falling in love with the culture of India.

She took lessons in Bollywood dancing, but they didn’t turn out as well as her salsa lessons. That didn’t stop Charlotte from trying.

Batista adopted two new dogs, Maggie and Ollie. Spoiler alert: No, Batista is not pantless in the first photo. I really thought he was and it blew my mind in a humorous way, but click through to the next photo to see light tan pants. I was so confused at first. I thought there might be an answer to the most sought after message board question in the history of pro wrestling.

Who does it better, Batista and his pooches or MJF and the Burberry boys?

Winter is coming, so might as well get one last pool visit in. Finn Balor took a dip with his fiancee/maybe wife Vero Rodriguez.

Seth Rollins didn’t want to be left out.

Charly Caruso also wants to get in on the swimming action from the Dead Sea.

Miz and Dolph Ziggler are going Hefty for a sponsorship. Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!

Over in Japan...

For all those with wish list matches, Josef Samael knows what to do.

Seriously though, don’t sleep on Josef Samael. He is signed with MLW and is the best ‘manager’ today. I use the term manager loosely, because he still wrestles. Samael is the gruff, no nonsense mouthpiece of the Contra Unit, the baddest faction going in professional wrestling. He is also a master of the FIREBALL. Do yourself a favor and check out Samael’s promo work in MLW.

What goes with fireballs? Why, mist, of course. Enjoy this photo of Asuka misting Paige.

Here is Paige in happier times dressed as Ronald McDonald.

Brock Lesnar has a strong hat game wearing a fedora, but Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart may top him with his top hat. Natalya left a touching message about her father.

We’ll close with birthday number three of Prince Presley, the Pomeranian of Johnny Mundo and Taya. Even though Presley is a master poop thrower, look at how cute this dog is.

Taya on Twitter

How can you not click through to see more photos? Especially the second one with Johnny tin-foiling his hair.

Happy day to all and to all a good Hyperbolicsyllablecsesquedalymistic night.