Zack Ryder & Curt Hawkins are somehow wrestling for the Raw tag team titles again

These two just won’t stay down.

The last we heard from Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins, they were getting bodied by an interviewer simply speaking facts before making up a new lame catchphrase. They’ve done nothing but lose, because they’re losers.

So how the hell are they getting a title shot against The Viking Raiders on Monday Night Raw next week?

WWE.com reports they will indeed get that match after winning a triple threat against The O.C. and The Street Profits at a house show in Mannheim, Germany. A victory on Raw would mean another change of plans for Survivor Series, where the tag team champions from the red brand will take on the champs from SmackDown and NXT.

It seems unlikely WWE would put the straps on Ryder & Hawkins, especially at the expense of the heavily pushed (and still undefeated in straight tag team matches) Viking Raiders. This is WWE, though.

Stay tuned.