As we’ve been documenting here at Cageside Seats, Xavier “Austin Creed” Woods is laid up recovering from injury. But he’s still keeping up with the product. And maybe losing his mind.
He tuned in to the Nov. 11 episode of Raw last night, and everything seemed to be going okay. Woods correctly predicted the fate of Montez Ford’s rope-shaking victory celebration:
Ok @MontezFordWWE - get that gif boy, go on and get that gif
— Wheel Dragon!!! - Off Season (@XavierWoodsPhD) November 12, 2019
Then Lana came to the ring in Manchester...
— Wheel Dragon!!! - Off Season (@XavierWoodsPhD) November 12, 2019
The seven-time tag champ was very worried about prospective parents Lana and Rusev, but for different reasons:
Yo. 15 pounds?!?!?! BREHHHHHH 15 POUNDS?!!!!??!!!!??! WHAAATTTTT
— Wheel Dragon!!! - Off Season (@XavierWoodsPhD) November 12, 2019
Y’all, WHATTTTTTT
Leave @RusevBUL alone pic.twitter.com/Dl6WGvdxxG
— Wheel Dragon!!! - Off Season (@XavierWoodsPhD) November 12, 2019
I’m sorry. I can’t stop thinking about @RusevBUL creating 15 pound babies. I’ve been inside a room & seen a 9.6 baby pulled out of a body. @lanawwe don’t got the hips for 15 pounds of baby. It’s going to be the end of her
— Wheel Dragon!!! - Off Season (@XavierWoodsPhD) November 12, 2019
Thinking about the Ravishing One squeezing out a Machka Baby might have just broken our man X. Because his next, and thankfully last, tweet of the night was this observation on the Randy Orton/Ricochet story:
When @RandyOrton was talking to @KingRicochet pic.twitter.com/mE7S27Gdr5
— Wheel Dragon!!! - Off Season (@XavierWoodsPhD) November 12, 2019
Yeah. Time for some of the good drugs, a bowl of Cool Ranch Doritos & ice cream, and a long night’s sleep.