At this rate, we’ll be writing about the WWE champ in 2019 more than we were around WrestleMania 30, or when he retired, or when he came back. Heck, we might have more Daniel Bryan posts on here than Becky Lynch ones!
Alright, that last one is just crazy talk. But the New Daniel Bryan is dropping new brilliance on us all the time - especially this week as he’s been front and center in the company’s work promoting Royal Rumble.
And we don’t want anyone to miss out watching him hold court for ten-plus minutes on how boring scientists and how stupid people are, his continuing quest to get a non-leather strap for his title belt, AJ Styles’ flat earth & hot dog obsessions, and more:
WWE champion Daniel Bryan talks Royal Rumble
WWE is in Phoenix for five full days of shows! We're live this morning at Chase Field talking with WWE champion and Valley resident Daniel Bryan to preview the Royal Rumble on Sunday. He's taking your questions! FULL SECTION: abc15.com/wwePosted by ABC15 Arizona on Friday, January 25, 2019
And we’d be remiss if we didn’t share with you his latest anti-Royal Rumble burger tirade, complete with invocations of Alexa Bliss’ pet pig and making the Arizona Diamondbacks’ Cody Decker break when he refuses to stop going after the interviewer as the station tries to throw it back to the studio:
Never break Kayfabe, even if you're Daniel Bryan doing a silly spot for local morning news. pic.twitter.com/1s2vayF1yK— Anomalously Adan (@manicsocratic) January 25, 2019
Telling Decker his life is “patchy” while they trade jabs about one another’s beards is a sleeper moment, too:
The moments leading up to the prior clip were pretty golden as well. #Kayfabe pic.twitter.com/RDLkhQVnCF— Anomalously Adan (@manicsocratic) January 25, 2019
Heel Daniel Bryan 4 Life, is what I’m saying.