The top eight recipes in WWE’s new Official Cookbook

Today (Jan. 10) publisher Insight Editions and WWE announced their official cookbook will be released in March.

From the makers of Hearthstone: Innkeeper’s Tavern Cookbook, Adventure Time: The Official Cookbook and The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Cookbook, comes WWE: The Official Cookbook. Yes, that really is the named they picked.

Featuring over 75 recipes (seems a little light), WWE’s own cookbook will be released on Mar. 19th. Thanks to the official pre-order page for the book, we were given a small preview of some of the very real recipes listed in the cookbook.

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Here is a list of the top eight WWE cookbook recipes we could find so far.

8) The Rock’s Jabroni Macaroni Salad -Marconi salad is gross and jabroni is right in the title.

7) Big Boss Ham Steak Donuts -Rather spend a night in jail than eat ham stuffed donuts .

6) Big Show’s World’s Largest Pancake -This is just a really big pancake.

5) John Cena’s Fruity Pebble treats -Rice Krispies > Fruity Pebbles then, now and forever.

4) D-Generation Eggs -Served over rice these sound surprisingly good.

3) Ba-Quiche-ta -Quiche is great. Batista is great. What could go wrong?

2) N.W.Oatmeal -Golden raisins and chia seeds in our oatmeal 4 life

1) Macho Man’s Savage Cheese and Nachos -MACHO MAN NACHOS!

Alright Cagesiders, who among us will be the first to purchase the WWE: The Official Cookbook as a gift for yourself, someone you love or someone you hate?