While it’s not quite on the level of the video he and Xavier Woods put together for Kofi Kingston’s birthday, this is about as great a written message as one friend could send to another to commemorate the occassion.
So I’m gonna count it as keeping New Day’s streak of amazing birthday wishes alive:
On the Fourth of September, Nineteen Hundred And Eighty Six, @XavierWoodsPhD shot through the womb like a bank canister through a pneumatic tube. The docs blew on him like he was a steaming bowl of soup but they could not cool the child. The boy was piping hot.— Florida Man (@WWEBigE) September 4, 2018
As DragonCon proved, X remains un-cool-able.
We’d wish you a happy birthday, but you already have friends like E and Kof. There’s nothing we can offer you to top that.