Curt Hawkins is a loser.
Above is a mini documentary from WWE getting all artsy fartsy letting us know just how much of a loser he actually is, a man who has made history with all his losing. Just a losing loser who loses.
Cameras followed him from Saudi Arabia to Long Island to Houston, documenting his torment each step of the way; his failure(s); his unbelievable run of futility; his utter and compete inability to be anything other than a big ol’ loser.
He hasn’t lost hope yet, as his final words indicate:
“I think I’m destined for something. When I get the win, it’s going to be a big one.”
“When,” he says.