Man, things are not going well for our man Dave Bautista. First, WWE (allegedly) ghosts on him about a WrestleMania return. Then, he tries to reconnect with an old co-worker at C2E2, the Chicago Comic & Entertainment Expo, and CM Punk sends him back to kitchen for a new, garbanzo bean-free salad:
@CMPunk Man!! People change!! Win a few world wrestling titles,write a hit marvel comic series, fight in the ufc,and marry a @nytimes best selling author and all of the sudden you’re too good for chickpeas! pic.twitter.com/3Da7GKXpb7
— Dave Bautista (@DaveBautista) April 7, 2018
Who’d have thought two former WWE Champions who’ve both tried their hands at professional mixed martial arts and been involved with the same Marvel character could be driven apart by a protein-rich legume!
Oh well. I sure hope Dave can turn his luck around with that new movie of his...