Mentioning the videos his wife posts of them in the gym on Raw didn’t work, nor did calling Undertaker a coward. Next week, John Cena will see if wrestling the Dead Man’s kayfabe brother Kane will do the trick.
In the meantime, Cena is going full meta with his always bizarre Instagram account in his efforts to get a WrestleMania 34 match with Undertaker:
Is he starting to chronicle The Phenom’s entire career as a way to build toward a gimmick-less Mark Calaway appearing on April 8 for a showdown in New Orleans? Or is he just being weird on Instagram?
The dude did once use the media-sharing site to make people think he was calling out Kenny Omega. And he’s been posting Steve Austin memes for the last two months... is Stone Cold his back-up plan?
Oh, John...