I’ve been obsessed with John Cena’s appearance for months now, and I wasn’t wildly entertained by much at Super Show-Down this morning - so I am not judging anyone whose lasting impression of WWE’s Sat., Oct. 6 pay-per-view (PPV) event from Melbourne was of Cena’s hair.
But I am pointing out that A LOT of people focused their reactions to the Australian stadium show on Cena’s hair.
Mostly in the form of jokes:
John Cena with hair looks like 'Cool Guy Political Candidate' trying to connect with the young vote#WWESSD pic.twitter.com/4KCaAGV91n
— The New Age Insiders (@NewAgeInsiders) October 6, 2018
"See Nikki, I can change. My hair says it all"
— WWE Critics (@WWECritics) October 6, 2018
Things John Cena probably wanted to say #WWESSD pic.twitter.com/lrDE2aYzUw
John Cena's got “Mark Wahlberg has to be a caring dad for 10 minutes in the movie before he kills people for the other 80 minutes” hair. #SuperShowDown
— Bat Fowler (@TheMattFowler) October 6, 2018
"EVERYTHING IS FINE!" pic.twitter.com/P9LOcOj6h5
— Boo! haha j/k (@BossMoz) October 6, 2018
Or as my daughter just said: @JohnCena's hair makes him look like Woody from Toy Story. #WWESSD
— Aaron Oster (@TheAOster) October 6, 2018
John Cena looks like a western Michigan father of three who says “ope!” every time he farts and looks forward to his one “Meijers” trip per year to buy all the meat for his annual Labor Day cookout
— Tape (@tapemachines) October 6, 2018
In addition to fellow New Englanders Mark Wahlberg and Matt Damon, Homer and Ned from The Simpsons were common comparisons...
John Cena is HERE!! #WWESSD pic.twitter.com/NqDHcbWaTQ
— Adam (@baconchin) October 6, 2018
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) October 6, 2018
As was WWE’s own John Bradshaw Layfield, who is someone with his finger on the pulse of social media...
I personally think @JohnCena ‘s new haircut is awesome! Only real good looking dudes have hair that cool. pic.twitter.com/K55VrBZOeD
— John Layfield (@JCLayfield) October 6, 2018
Wonder how Cena is taking all this?
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Thank you #WWESSD @WWE @WWEUniverse for an amazing evening. Thank you @JCLayfield for the grooming tips. Thank you @EyeOfJackieChan for the ⚡️!
— John Cena (@JohnCena) October 6, 2018
Like a champ.