Less stall more ball. Fresh off Vince McMahon’s earth shattering the announcement he was bringing back the XFL, the pro football league now has a official vision.
Here is the XFL’s mission statement/vision for it’s planned 2020 return; in rap form.
To truly appreciate the XFL rap, one must read the lyrics aloud.
“THIS IS THE FUTURE.
THIS IS NOT THE PAST. THIS IS THE FUTURE.
AND THE FUTURE MOVES FAST.
THIS IS QUICKER, SIMPLER. RULES, REFORMED.
THIS IS YOUR GAME SAFER THIS IS FOOTBALL REBORN.
THIS IS GAMING AND FANTASY, THIS IS PADDED ROULETTE. MAKE A TRADE
MAKE A TEAM
MAKE A MOVE
MAKE A BET.
THIS IS FANS ABOVE ALL. THIS IS MAXIMUM ACTION. LESS STALL MORE BALL. FEWER INFRACTIONS.
THIS BEGINS IN 2020. THE FUTURE IS NEAR. MORE ACCESS.
MORE EVERYONE. MORE EVERYTHING HERE.
THIS IS OUR MOMENT, OUR STORY TO TELL. THIS IS HISTORY BEGUN. THIS IS THE XFL.”
Less stall more ball indeed.
Now, who’s excited for the XFL?