Cover your junk with The New Day, or any of WWE’s new line of boxer briefs

Get your hands on The New Day’s drawers, and then put your booty in them.

Sometimes, WWE makes it too easy.

There are also Contenders-brand boxer brief designs for AJ Styles, Ultimate Warrior, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Seth Rollins (dig that “Captain” shout out from Xavier Woods in the above video!), Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose and John Cena - but Cena only comes in youth sizes, for some reason. Guess WWE Shop didn’t get the memo adult males only ironically hate Big Match John now.

Maybe we don’t like him enough to have an image of his hand on our privates?

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Get yours here.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to deliberating over whether my giggling every time I think about having “BELIEVE THAT” all around my choad is a valid justification for buying the Roman ones.

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