WWE updates Cesaro’s injury status, and it’s even more gruesome than we thought

Here I was, ready to pass out thinking Cesaro’s teeth were broken off when he went mouth-first into the ring post at No Mercy last night (Sept. 24).

Turns out it was even more sickening than that.

According to an update posted on WWE.com:

“Cesaro’s teeth were pushed up into his upper jaw by about 3 to 4 mm,” WWE medical personnel Dr. Daquino explained. “The next step is for him to see a maxillofacial surgeon today, most likely removing the teeth and then having some implants made. So hopeful we will have him up and running after Tuesday or so.”

HIS TEETH WERE SHOVED UP INTO HIS GUMS! AND HE’LL BE BACK IN BUSINESS BY MID-WEEK!

That’s really, really impressive. Now excuse me... I need to go lie down.