Xavier Woods has had an interesting day at an airport and because he’s Xavier Woods, his account of said interesting day is well worth taking the time to read. Thankfully, he thoroughly documented everything and it is all compiled here, in order.
Enjoy this:
Currently using Google Translate to explain to the man next to me that they need 8 volunteers or we aren't taking off
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
Things are breaking down at this gate. Three flights from the same gate and ours hasn't left yet People are starting to turn GOT style
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
It feels like a brawl may ensue, I'll keep my phone ready in case some @WORLDSTAR stuff happens
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
People have been clamoring for a manager and it's not this girl's fault. Someone just said they are gonna write a complaint letter!
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
HANDWRITTEN! NOT AN EMAIL! IVE NEVER SEEN THIS HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE BEFORE! ITS LITERALLY THAT SCENE FROM WHITE CHICKS! pic.twitter.com/kg0UXzOKEa
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
Mental breakdowns are starting to occur. A man said he is lifetime executive platinum & will never fly them again. And just yelled at this
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
Girl who is working the desk like she purposely made it so we can't get on the plane. This girl, who is made of stone, looked at him and
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
Said, "Ok, im sorry that this has happened sir but unfortunately there isn't anything I can do to help unless people volunteer to not take
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
The flight" he then starts to yell again and she politely cuts him off and says "is there anyone who needs help that will speak in an indoor
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
Voice" I haven't heard someone say "indoor voice" since I worked in daycare. I love this. Girl at the desk is giving me life pic.twitter.com/4LcgdVl1PZ
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
THE FIRST F BOMB HAS BEEN DROPPED! THIS MAN CURSED AT THE GIRL AT THE DESK AND SHE WALKED AWAY! #Slobberknocker pic.twitter.com/vwTnGBH2Vo
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
A woman is breastfeeding and shooting dirty looks at the man who cursed super loud. Crowd starting to turn on him....
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
So to update. We are delayed due to a weight restriction and need 4 more (got 4 already) volunteers to not fly. Reward is $1300, a hotel, &
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
A confirmed seat on a flight to Montreal tomorrow. But we may only need three more pretty soon cause this man who dropped the F bomb may be
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
In danger. The people next to me are actually conspiring to try to get people to ban together to get him booted off the flight. GOT
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
The price just got upped to $1500 bucks after the "lifetime executive platinum" man got loud about it. People smiled and the "F bomb" guy
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
Is mad jealous. And he still doesn't know people are plotting to force him to volunteer for cursing at our Khaleesi (desk girl!) pic.twitter.com/SHC474qesC
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
WE ARE NOW AT $2000!!!! This is like watching deal or no deal. Everyone whispering with their friends. "F" bomb guy whispering with no one pic.twitter.com/zzGaTOpdNM
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
And this has been my aesthetic the entire time... pic.twitter.com/4er5V3E25W
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
I helped an older lady fill out her declaration card then watched her, in one 30 second walk mind you, shun the "F" bomb guy, then feign
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
Injury so she could skip the line to speak to our Khaleesi, then proceeded to try and plead her case for why she should get on the plane now
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
She said "I honestly don't know how much time I've got left so I need to get on this flight" and Khaleesi STONE WALLED HER! pic.twitter.com/omSDMBu657
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
When the older woman returned to her seat she laughed and said "I tried the old lady thing but she wasn't buying it"
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
I have no idea how I was selected to be blessed with all of this ridiculousness on this day.
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
To many hysterical things are happening, starting to look for cameras. I think I may on Swerved. This cannot be real. pic.twitter.com/AnCF5D0t11
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
I can't with what just happened the "lifetime executive platinum" dude just came and gave props to the old lady who faked an injury
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
And the "F" bomb guy saw it & visibly threw a 2 second tantrum. He looks like he wants to fight the old lady for being the cheating babyface
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
WE ARE BOARDING!!!
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
There is a couple that is so happy that they are literally in tears. This girl at the desk, She truly is the breaker of chains... pic.twitter.com/x2GuM4sAHe
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
The "F" bomb guy said something to Khaleesi under his breath, she stopped him & said "you being rude did nothing to help anyone, know that" pic.twitter.com/U9gtGSgaGQ
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
Man in front of me, who also kept his cool, just jokingly said "now we are gonna sit here in this plane for another 2 hours" please lord no
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
BREASTFEEDING MOM JUST GOT ON AND WALKED PAST "F" BOMB GUY. SHE MOUTHED "F@?$ YOU" AS SHE PASSED HIM! HOW ARE THINGS STILL HAPPENING?!?
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
We are about to take off. I'm still in awe that this even occurred. Hopefully it's done and a fight doesn't break out in customs✌ byeeeee
— Austin Creed (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017
What a ride.