Human beings in a mob
What's a mob to a king?
What's a king to a god?
What's a god to a non-believer?
Who don't believe in anything?
-Kanye West, "No Church in the Wild"
When you’ve beaten men who call themselves kings, beating men who call themselves gods shouldn’t be much of a challenge. After all, you’re like no one. But don’t take my word for it. Take-Two Interactive thinks well enough of you to put you on the cover of a video game.
But these two are squaring off at Balls for some reason. Why? No one knows. Not even Seth Freaking Rollins, Kingslayer. But don’t take my word for it. Seth said it himself.
Or maybe these two videos will explain, both matches with Curt Hawkins for... reasons.
So on a PPV with a phallic symbol for its logo and a song from the 1950s as its promo theme (one they nearly couldn’t use, by the way), two largely directionless men will fight for your entertainment.
Hopefully it will be slightly less painful than this. At least the motif of the show should be baller.
Wait...
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