WWE Hall of Famer Jake “The Snake” Roberts has long been interested in the career of Bray Wyatt... sometimes so much so it’s made people uncomfortable.
Jake is ready to move beyond fantasy booking and offering advice to WWE on how to utilize the Eater of Worlds, however. He REALLY wants a match with Bray...
DEAR WRESTLING GOD'S PLEASE GIFT ME A MATCH VS. BRAY WYATT. PROMISE TO WORK REALLY HARD AND SURE IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY INTERESTING. #WWE— JakeSnakeDDT (@JakeSnakeDDT) June 5, 2017
While this would be worth it for the promos alone, it seems pretty unlikely WWE would clear Roberts for the ring. DDP Yoga is a great wellness program, but probably not so much so that it can get a 62 year old cancer survivor with a surgically reconstructed shoulder cleared by Vince McMahon’s doctors.
It would be extremely interesting, though. Probably even enough so to justify ALL CAPS.