We’ve long known that burrito chain Chipotle is the fast food stop of choice for the wrestler on the go. As Seth Rollins explained, “If you can just get a bowl with a bunch of meat and vegetables and rice, you're pretty set.”
Now, thanks to David Shoemaker and his crack staff over at The Ringer’s The Masked Man Show podcast, we know what happens when Braun Strowman walks into the joint.
For starters, the Monster Among Men isn’t like Rollins and other calorie counting, clean eating Superstars...
If I’m hungry, I eat. A lot of guys that I work with [are] so worried about, “Oh, I gotta eat here or there or this and that.” I just eat, man. I don’t care.
While Braun says he’s “kinda like a cow” who eats all day long, his go to meal is Chipotle. And he always gets the same thing. So much so that the one by his house starts prepping his bowl the minute they spot 6’ 8” nearly 400 pounder pulling up.
That order?
A bowl. One scoop of rice. Grilled vegetables. Three scoops of steak. Two scoops of chicken. Guac. Corn. Sour cream.
The Ringer did the math, and that’s 1470 calories, if he doesn’t eat the complimentary tortilla - which I imagine is a game-time decision for the self-professed grazer. If he goes for the carbs, it’s 1770.
They also checked with their local store, and learned that order would ring up at $22.17.
And, keep in mind Strowman says he “binge-eats” as part of his always eating plan, so even after killing that bowl...
He’s not finished with you yet, Chipotle.