A couple weeks back, we shared word WWE Superstar, and one-third of the longest reigning tag team champions in history, Big E wanted to marry some folks in Los Angeles. At the time, we hoped it was real. But even as he talked to WWE.com about it, we weren’t sure because... not sure if y’all have noticed, but... E can be silly.
Well, he’s definitely silly, but he also DID THE DEAL!
Congratulations to Joseph & Brisa! pic.twitter.com/lKVB7m9qEr
— ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) April 22, 2017
First of all, can we talk about the groom’s Hart Family windbreaker? And the bride’s Women’s title (and generally awesome cosplay)?
Now, somebody get me video so we can find out if this played out the way I imagine it in my head...
Pastor E: Joseph, will you have this woman to be your wife; to live together with her in the covenant of marriage? Will you love her, comfort her, honor and keep her, in sour and in sweet; and, forsaking all other booty, be faithful unto her as long as you both shall live?
Joseph: I do.
Pastor E: Then I present you to all gathered here as husband and wife. Joseph & Brisa, you may kiss... and whatever else is on your nasty minds. As for the rest of y’all... PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER AND CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS NEWLYWEDS, AND FEEL THE POWER - OF LOVE!