Earlier today, WWE announced that Sheamus & Cesaro would challenge Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows for the Raw tag team titles on tonight’s episode of Monday Night Raw in Portland. Enzo & Cass, who have been steady plugging away in the tag division doing nothing spectacular since their call up, are not so patiently waiting for their turn.
Cass had a reserved response to the news:
Enzo, meanwhile, went on this rant:
So tonight #RAW comes at you live from Oregon.... & I gotta sit & watch Sheamus who looks like Fresh-Moz, & Cesaro, who got Pepperoni Nipples, take on Big Gal & Andy for the tag titles.... And so basically, today is the luckiest day of Big Gal & Andy's life, cause neither one of those shmucks gotta put their titles on the line against #TheRealestGuysInTheRoom in Oregon tonight. I mean beating Cass & Zo!?!??? Beating us is the equivalent to making to Oregon in #TheOregonTrail.... Cause ain't nobody who played #OregonTrail ever made it to Oregon. (Too many Oxen.. not enough yoke, guy at the general store runnin a muck, got wagon axles blowin out left & right, Joe broke his arm, cuppa hitch hikers jumpin on board wit the Cholera, cuppa people infected, lose an aunt... a fire in the wagon results in the loss of: 7 sets of clothing, your gun, 2 wagon wheels, and 19 pounds of food. Your eatin wild berries. Joe got snake bite. He gone. Judith just came down wit the Black Death, had to stop give her a brief funeral wit a tombstone epitaph in the middle of Missouri, lost a day. End up in Kansas wit a wagon: got a broke axel, all dead oxen, three bullets, & no gun. Just you and George who got yellow fever pushin the wagon to Oregon .) #AintNobodyNeverMadeItToOregon.... And s/o to anybody who ever came down with the Dysentery
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There are no words.
