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Being woke is the new broke. Tonight (Dec. 11) on Raw Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt again decided to battle on the microphone using the power of video jump cuts.
The results speak for themselves.
"I'm here." - @WWEBrayWyatt
— WWE (@WWE) December 12, 2017
"I AM WOKEN!" - @MATTHARDYBRAND #RAW pic.twitter.com/LdAJC32nDI
"The soul of Sister Abigail has existed for eternities...And now, her HORRENDOUS soul is the prominent passenger of the vessel known as @WWEBrayWyatt!" - @MATTHARDYBRAND #RAW pic.twitter.com/theeEvIALy
— WWE (@WWE) December 12, 2017
"Now @MATTHARDYBRAND is woken, the ying to my yang. Oh, how I have been waiting for you..." - @WWEBrayWyatt #RAW pic.twitter.com/15xqQvuWh6
— WWE Universe (@WWEUniverse) December 12, 2017
Wars! Ying and Yang! Babylon! It’s all here and it’s all being said by Hardy and Wyatt while they never blinked or lost eye contact with the camera.
To be honest you can only truly understand the woken levels of Matt Hardy if you watch the video below.
Does #SisterAbigail have history with #WOKEN @MATTHARDYBRAND? #TheGreatWar has BEGUN! #RAW @WWEBrayWyatt pic.twitter.com/oeOKrDcha3
— WWE (@WWE) December 12, 2017
Bray Wyatt, to his credit, has never made more sense in front of a WWE camera.
Here or Woken, who won this dual of rambling words?