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An important transcription of The Bludgeon Brothers newest promo


Despite SmackDown being held across the pond, everyone’s favorite death metal/doomsday prepper tag-team was still out roaming in the woods.

When Luke Harper and Erick Rowan have something to say, you can’t stop them, you can only hope to contain them. For clarity and for the sake of pro wrestling history, here’s a full transcription of The Bludgeon Brothers newest promo.

*heavy breathing while crushing leaves*

*more heavy breathing*

*masks comes off, birds scatter*

Harper: This world is a horrible place.

Rowan: We’re here to make it worse.

Harper: No cage can contain us.

Rowan: No asylum can understand us.

Harper: And when we’re done…..

Rowan: Humanity will swell over.

Harper: HARPER!

Rowan: ROWAN!



*smashes camera with large hammer*


*breaks camera with a large hammer*


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