Remember the other day when pro wrestling was just dumb and awesome, and everything just felt right with the world? Whatever this Twitter feud between Hulk Hogan and Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake is about, it’s the polar opposite of pro wrestling being dumb and awesome.
Hogan and Beefcake arguing endlessly about past slights, ex-wives, disrespect and money is the worst part of social media in 2017.
It’s about time to give myself a Stone Cold haircut brother. HH— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) October 24, 2017
Brother I'd love to give the Hulkster a shave but he won't come near me he's to busy with my Xwife! #BTFBB— Brutus Beefcake (@brutusbeefcake_) October 25, 2017
That got real way too fast.
Working on my book which is fastly becoming a tell all! Hold onto your bandana Brother it's about to get real! #BTFBB #KARMA— Brutus Beefcake (@brutusbeefcake_) October 26, 2017
Got the bandanna glued on tight,get a good lawyer,brother. HH— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) October 27, 2017
And now lawyers are involved.
Have to get in line with my ex-wife she's already threatening even though she's irrelevant! #BTFBB— Brutus Beefcake (@brutusbeefcake_) October 26, 2017
if @hulkhogan we're a friend he'd stay AWAY from my daughter & x wife! never had time 4 them B4 Mr. POSITIVE this is all to hurt me! #KARMA— Brutus Beefcake (@brutusbeefcake_) October 28, 2017
Oh no. Can’t look away. We’re into deep.
Here's a rare pic of Terry carrying his own bag!!! #BTFBB pic.twitter.com/pxqv98L0ZN— Brutus Beefcake (@brutusbeefcake_) October 27, 2017
He’s always been a follower and has no idea how deep the water is his leader is leading him in to brother HH— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) October 28, 2017
Officially I’m done,I will not drop below the negative snake line again,I blame it on Tito’s and diet Ike brother. HH— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) October 28, 2017
Make it stop. The feud just keeps going.....brothers.
HHangs out with my X wife and bashes me all weekend? Blames it on Titos? Do unto others! pic.twitter.com/Leez7e6gWy— Brutus Beefcake (@brutusbeefcake_) October 28, 2017
Ok I’m back above the snake line,not like myself,I guess I just was remembering the way it was,thank God for higher ground,praying4them. HH— Hulk Hogan (@HulkHogan) October 28, 2017
Parental alienation for 7 years and that's the TRUTH! Hogan never have time for my X or my daughter until he ended our friendship! #BTFBB pic.twitter.com/JRRpEE6fTb— Brutus Beefcake (@brutusbeefcake_) October 28, 2017
Tapping out. Passing out from the pain.
There is actually much more arguing, bickering and receipts to be found if you want to trap yourself in a vortex of 1980s pro wrestling beef.
After Hulk Hogan and Brutus Beefcake triumphed over the forces of Zeus and Randy Savage at SummerSlam 1989, it’s tough to see their friendship explode live on Twitter in 2017.