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How did I not know this was in the works?

From the description from the Amazon pre-order page for The Book of Booty: Shake It. Love It. Never Be It.: From WWE's The New Day:

“Multi-time W . . . W . . . E! (WWE) TAG! TEAM! CHAMPIONS! The New Day want you to feel the power!! And now you can with The Book of Booty: Shake It. Love It. Never Be It. From the purveyors of positivity themselves, each chapter of this handy guide will help you embrace the New Day way of life. Even if you’re feeling booty—and who (who?! who?! who?! who?! who?!) has never felt booty? —you’ll be clapping, gyrating, and radiating positivity like the New Day themselves.

Fans will learn:

* The New Day’s official definition of “booty,” and the telltale signs that you or a loved one might be booty
* The proper attire and headwear for the new you
* How to twerk like a man
* What your spirit animal says about you
* How to project positivity

By the time you finish this book, you'll be a rainbow-gazing, trombone-playing, unicorn-loving soldier of positivity, ready to take on nefarious WWE tag teams with a smile on your face. Pro tip: Eat your Booty O’s every morning for added strength!”

Sadly, the reason I belatedly learned this delicious slice of insanity from Ettore Ewen, Austin Watson and Kofi Nahaje Sarkodie-Mensah (don’t look at me! that’s how Big E, Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston are listed as authors on Amazon) exists is because the release date has been pushed back from a planned Halloween launch to March of 2018.

The silver lining to the delay is that it’s said to be so the book is being promoted closer to WrestleMania season. Because WWE and publisher Macmillan know...

New. Day. Sells.

H/T: PWInsider

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