WWE told us Fashion Files would return on SmackDown Live last week, and then it didn’t. They promised it would return at Hell in a Cell, however, and, to the shock and surprise of everyone, it actually did! What a sweet taste of such an amazing show.
It was fun, too!
It ended with a tease, an open briefcase glowing gold, an obvious reference they would be paying off come SmackDown Live this week:
What will #Breezango @MmmGorgeous @WWEFandango have in store THIS TUESDAY during #PulpFashion on #SDLive?! pic.twitter.com/6Emv1caaGM
— WWE (@WWE) October 9, 2017
We will never know what they had in store for us during Pulp Fashion because, just like last week, WWE lied. WWE, a bunch of lying liars who lie, once again failed to deliver on a promise to give us the next episode they made us anticipate.
Not only that, Breezango were booked in a number one contender match for the SmackDown tag team titles and lost!
To hell with all of this.