It was the greatest cliffhanger in modern wrestling history.
Rusev's Feb. 29 issuance of a bodyslam challenge - if anyone on the WWE roster could pick up and slam down the Bulgarian Brute, he would give them his prized Maserati.
Three Superstars, including his League of Nations comrade Sheamus, tried. Three Superstars failed. And we didn't hear about it again.
Until last night...
Happy birthday to my @LanaWWE she won not only my ❤️ but also my @Maserati_HQ #bodyslam still #commando pic.twitter.com/yoWc5KHyVY
— Rusev the MAESTRO (@RusevBUL) March 24, 2016
Sure, you could say it was rigged, but (1) at least they bothered to give us a resolution and, more importantly (2) do you doubt that Lana slammed him for her birthday?
Don't blame the MAESTRO for that last joke. Blame me.
And happy belated birthday, Lana.