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It's bad enough that, ultimately, life is meaningless and we are nothing more than an insignificant speck floating endlessly through space on a rock that looks gigantic to our puny, unknowing eyes but is itself an insignificant speck. But now Sting is retiring from professional wrestling.
Everything sucks.