Your WWE Intercontinental champion has been getting a lot of pub on the interwebs today for a tweet.
What else is new, right? Kevin Owens' Twitter game is strong.
But while I have the utmost respect for this piece of business, which both promises victory in a wrestling match, makes fun of AJ Styles' ridiculous haircut and trolls wrestling fans by reminding us we get Roadblock while he's elsewhere having a 30 minute Iron Man match against the Phenomenal One...
... it's not my favorite Owens missive of the day.
That's because this inspired piece of smart-assery might be my favorite reply of all time:
@FightOwensFight If you could wrestle anyone dead or alive, who would it be?— Ryan Riddell (@2Xtreme1114) March 12, 2016
Dead guy. I’d win swiftly and easily. https://t.co/U8OS6ic34c— Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) March 12, 2016
We are lucky to be living in a world that has both Kevin Owens and Twitter in it, ladies and germs.