There are a couple of things Sasha Banks reTweeted recently - both from an account whose gimmick is Miss Piggy talking to her “inner” self as a Sith lord - which we present as context for the other Tweets we’re here to discuss.
Me: "Let me not be petty right now.."— Miss Piggy (@InnerMissPiggy) November 17, 2016
Inner Me: "Be extra petty right now!"
Me: "But I -"
Inner Me: "I said EXTRA PETTY!" pic.twitter.com/0vyaoeqSok
Me: I don't wanna send that tweet..— Miss Piggy (@InnerMissPiggy) November 17, 2016
Inner me: But imagine how many
people it's gonna piss off. Send it. pic.twitter.com/U5B2n9RTSj
With a few minutes to kill this afternoon, the Boss got on Twitter and did what her “Inner me” suggested by quote-Tweeting a few recent messages that had been sent her way.
First, she followed in Cesaro and Sami Zayn’s footsteps, quickly teasing a desire to be on SmackDown:
@SashaBanksWWE soon Lil Boss Jr will come back home. pic.twitter.com/SNhB5hPga0— Protocollo:Sombra (@_LAMB_WOLF_) December 27, 2016
I hope it's blue https://t.co/xV0Ff6mjjW— Sasha Bank$ (@SashaBanksWWE) December 27, 2016
Then, she threw a little shade on Dave Meltzer (who, while he hasn’t rated her matches with Charlotte on the main roster that highly, actually Tweeted out a pretty glowing assessment of her skills earlier):
@SashaBanksWWE Have you seen Dave Meltzer's comment about you?— Gerudon (@Gerudon) December 27, 2016
December 27, 2016
And, after an Instagram about a tattoo studio (which will also stir up plenty of $#!+ in its own right for fans who either do or do not want their Sasha tat-ed up), she was gone, leaving us to over-analyze five words and one emoji.
Twitter is more fun when Sasha listens to her inner Boss.