The Swiss Superman’s depressing week continued when he discovered he’s not on this poster for WWE’s return to his homeland next May...
While his tag partner offered a possible explanation (that of course made fun of Cesaro, because GET IT? THEY DON’T GET ALONG!):
Strict 2 baldies per poster rule bro... too many slap heads ruin a good montage i always say https://t.co/S45ubZM6f2— Sheamus (@WWESheamus) November 25, 2016
There is an injured guy in the middle that we can face swap https://t.co/qJULJ6Ydut— Rusev MACHKA (@RusevBUL) November 25, 2016
But it can be fixed!
While that’s all wacky good fun, there are actually much bigger issues going on with this poster. Oddly enough, all involve Sheamus & Cesaro’s rivals, the New Day. For one thing, there is an extra Xavier Woods’ face growing either out of Big E’s abs or X’s own arm:
And then there’s Karl Anderson’s arm having been somehow fused with Kofi Kingston’s head and shoulder:
Can we stop disrespecting the King of Swing?
And maybe nip this New Day body-horror in the bud?
I mean, slow news day and all, but... yeesh.