This just in breaking news @LanaWWE injured Del Rio. Reasons are unknown. I don't know what "heat" is but she has so much of it.— Rusev (@RusevBUL) January 30, 2016
That is, of course, an extension of this.
So let's just blame her for everything:
- R-Truth won't team with Goldust because Lana told him not to.
- It was actually Lana who deflated the footballs the Patriots played with in the AFC Championship Game last year. There is apparently nuclear heat on her in Indianapolis.
- Though many believe LeBron James was behind the Cleveland Cavaliers decision to fire David Blatt, it was actually Lana.
- Lana is the reason Kanye doesn't know what "KK" means. He now blames her for getting bodied by Amber Rose.
- It was only after Lana suggested it to him that Donald Trump decided to run for President.
You take it from here, Cagesiders. Do your best.