WWE SmackDown spoilers (Jan. 14, 2016): Kalisto vs. Alberto Del Rio, tables match

WWE SmackDown will make its way to its new home on the USA Network this coming Thursday night (Jan. 14, 2016) from Lafayette, Louisiana but the show was taped, as usual, on Tuesday. That means full spoilers are readily available if you're the impatient type who doesn't want to wait a couple days for the payoff.

Unwrap that present early:

- Dean Ambrose opened the show challenging Kevin Owens to a Last Man Standing for the Intercontinental title at Royal Rumble. Isn't he the champion? LUNATIC MAGGLE. Sheamus came out for some talk but Owens showed up to accept and the heels put the boots to Dean before Neville made the save. Yep, Neville. You know what this means for the main event (playaplayaplaya).

- The Dudley Boyz def. Luke Harper & Erick Rowan in a tables match. Bubba Ray & D-Von finally got one over on The Wyatt Family, at least as far as match result. After, Brong Strongman attacked them both and left 'em laying.

- Kalisto was interviewed by JoJo and said he would be a great champion like small guys Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero before him.

- Social Outcasts def. Jack Swagger & Zack Ryder & Goldust & Damien Sandow with Bo Dallas pinning Ryder.

- Alberto Del Rio def. Kalisto to win the US championship with an assist from King Barrett. Welp!

- Becky Lynch def. Brie Bella because she's working on her game to be ready for her next shot at Charlotte. Word around the water cooler is she still plans on taking the champ's arm, along with her title.

- Dean Ambrose & Neville vs. Kevin Owens & Sheamus goes to a double disqualification when the two teams brawled on the outside for too long. The babyfaces got the better of it to end the show standing tall.

That's the show this week. You watching?